— Unknown (via loveisafateresigned)
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
— Unknown (via perfect)
This is a situation where I would want to get up and scream “exactly” but it’s just so on point that ima just be quiet.
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
Do you have all these items in your car? Reading this could save your life.
so helpful..pretty much a “hack your car” post. i keep several of these things in my car and they have saved my ass multiple times. stay safe
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Best Homecoming Sign EVER
1st row: period panties
2nd row: comfortable undies
3rd row: fuck me draws